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Anonymous asked:

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

7mins-in-heaven-w-dean answered:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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hoechlinbdayproject:

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Be Part Of The Tyler Hoechlin Birthday Project!
Since we have amended the project slightly (please read all about it here!) we are making a new promotion post, that has all the correct information. Please accept our apologies for the confusion. We have taken your concerns into account and have made the necessary adjustments.  
As you all know, Tyler’s birthday is September 11th, and this year his birthday will be celebrated at Wolf Moon Con in Madrid, Spain. There will be a special Birthday Meet & Greet, where fans will have an opportunity to wish him a happy birthday and give him presents. 
We wanted to come up with something special, and decided on setting up this project. Tyler has a huge heart and has no problem showing it, so we thought we would give a big THANK YOU to him for everything he’s given us. 
At the Birthday Meet & Greet, we’d like to present Tyler with a symbolic check of a (hopefully rather sizable) donation we - as a collective fanbase - made to one of his favorite charities, in his name. We would love for all of Tyler’s fans to come together and do something beautiful in the name of charity, because we are sure that Tyler will appreciate that! 
With a little help from Tyler’s wonderful mother Lori, we have decided on a charity that we know Tyler fully supports: The Jed Foundation, that works to protect the mental health of students across the United States, and works to promote emotional health and prevent suicide. The Jed Foundation includes such projects as Love is Louder, ULifeline, half of us.com, Transition Year, and Jed & Clinton Health Matters Campus Program. 
If you want to learn more about this entire project, please check out the pages on the Tumblr (or the links on this post), which will explain everything! If you have more questions, please don’t hesitate to send them to us! 

In a nutshell:
We would love for you to donate as much as you’d like/can through the donate button on our Tumblr, however the minimum donation is set at $5.
All donations will collectively go to The Jed Foundation, in Tyler’s name! 
If you have donated, you can sent in a message for Tyler! Instead of a birthday card, we’d like to present him with a small booklet containing small messages from everyone that donated :)
Deadline for accepting donations; August 30th, 2014.
This project will be presented to Tyler in September, at Wolf Moon Con. 

If you want to get updates on this project, please follow our Tumblr. 
If you want to show Tyler how much you love and appreciate him, please think about donating to this charity project in his name. For his birthday, let’s give to a cause that is near and dear to his heart and will change lives. 
We would love it if as many people as possible would participate and help us make this a wonderful gift for Tyler! We would also love it if you could signal boost this post, to spread the word around fandom! 
Thank you!
About us || The Charity || Donate || Your message || The Gift || Ask

hoechlinbdayproject:

About us || The Charity || Donate || Your message || The Gift || Ask

Be Part Of The Tyler Hoechlin Birthday Project!

Since we have amended the project slightly (please read all about it here!) we are making a new promotion post, that has all the correct information. Please accept our apologies for the confusion. We have taken your concerns into account and have made the necessary adjustments.  

As you all know, Tyler’s birthday is September 11th, and this year his birthday will be celebrated at Wolf Moon Con in Madrid, Spain. There will be a special Birthday Meet & Greet, where fans will have an opportunity to wish him a happy birthday and give him presents. 

We wanted to come up with something special, and decided on setting up this project. Tyler has a huge heart and has no problem showing it, so we thought we would give a big THANK YOU to him for everything he’s given us. 

At the Birthday Meet & Greet, we’d like to present Tyler with a symbolic check of a (hopefully rather sizable) donation we - as a collective fanbase - made to one of his favorite charities, in his name. We would love for all of Tyler’s fans to come together and do something beautiful in the name of charity, because we are sure that Tyler will appreciate that! 

With a little help from Tyler’s wonderful mother Lori, we have decided on a charity that we know Tyler fully supports: The Jed Foundation, that works to protect the mental health of students across the United States, and works to promote emotional health and prevent suicide. The Jed Foundation includes such projects as Love is LouderULifeline, half of us.com, Transition Year, and Jed & Clinton Health Matters Campus Program. 

If you want to learn more about this entire project, please check out the pages on the Tumblr (or the links on this post), which will explain everything! If you have more questions, please don’t hesitate to send them to us! 

In a nutshell:

  • We would love for you to donate as much as you’d like/can through the donate button on our Tumblr, however the minimum donation is set at $5.
  • All donations will collectively go to The Jed Foundation, in Tyler’s name! 
  • If you have donated, you can sent in a message for Tyler! Instead of a birthday card, we’d like to present him with a small booklet containing small messages from everyone that donated :)
  • Deadline for accepting donations; August 30th, 2014.
  • This project will be presented to Tyler in September, at Wolf Moon Con

If you want to get updates on this project, please follow our Tumblr

If you want to show Tyler how much you love and appreciate him, please think about donating to this charity project in his name. For his birthday, let’s give to a cause that is near and dear to his heart and will change lives. 

We would love it if as many people as possible would participate and help us make this a wonderful gift for Tyler! We would also love it if you could signal boost this post, to spread the word around fandom! 

Thank you!

About us || The Charity || Donate || Your message || The Gift || Ask

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frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.